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Archana Mittal: yippee!!! got my BSNL wireless connectivity…its so kool :) (via Twitter / Archana Mittal)
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Archana Mittal: watching “Masoom” … one of the gud old bollywood pics :) its got my fav song too.. !! (via Twitter / Archana Mittal)
Do stairs go up or down?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?
If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it’s 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?
If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Why are women and men’s shoe sizes different?Why is it when we ask for the check in a restaurant they bring us a bill? Is bad a bad word?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand? If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?What’s the opposite of opposite?Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
—arch
Life in a vacuum sucks.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
A diplomat thinks twice before saying nothing..
Don’t confuse me with facts, my mind’s already made up.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow
isn’t looking good either.
Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster!
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
I would like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
